Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hey lady, I'm not a Preemie! Your baby is just fat!


In the last few weeks Jen and I have gotten several comments from people on the street about how small Ana is.  One lady (carrying a baby herself) asked if I really had a baby in my baby carrier.  Maybe there are men who wear empty baby carriers around, but I am not one of them.  Last week, a woman came up to me while I was bottle feeding Ana at a department store, as we waited for Jen outside the dressing room.  The conversation went like this:
Lady: "What a pretty baby."
Me: "Thank you."
Lady: "Wow, she looks sleepy."
Me: "She always looks sleepy." (this could be it's own post; the girl hates to sleep)
Lady:  "She looks great for a preemie."
Me: "She's not a preemie."
Lady: "Really?  She's so tiny."
Me: "She's not tiny at all.  She's eight pounds, ten ounces.  And look at her feet."
Lady: "My baby was so much bigger."
Then Ana waved her arm at the lady, which the lady interpreted as a sweet, endearing little gesture, but I knew the truth:
Ana:  "Hey, will you beat it?  You're really bothering the hell out of me."

Anther video of Ana, below:

2 comments:

  1. ana's a rockstar and flipped that lady off. yea ana! you rock.

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  2. Funny!
    I gotta defend the fat babies, though. They're pretty great, too. :)
    But yeah, 8 lbs is no small baby!

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